This blog was born out of a ridiculous controversy, specifically radio host Don Imus saying “…nappy headed ho’s” on his broadcast and the firestorm that followed. Given my sarcastic outlook that nothing in life should be taken so seriously, I couldn’t help but poke fun at something so stupid. Thus “nappy headed ho’s” was transformed into Nappy Headed Moes, since a Moe is much more entertaining than a Ho.

Most blogs you find are about personal opinion, rants, or just the ramblings of idiots with too much time on their hands. Well sorry to disappoint you but this blog probably won’t be much different. However if you decide to read on I hope you agree, disagree, or agree to disagree in the spirit that life is too short not to speak your mind and sometimes have fun with it.

Enjoy the ride!
Ken

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Return to Nappy Headed Moes

Finally, a celebrity who can’t buy their way out of the justice system. Today Paris Hilton, after blatantly violating her parole for drunk driving was told by a judge she was to serve 45 days in county jail. Had it been anyone else, her ass would have been in jail a long time ago. Almost 99.9% of the time people of fame and celebrity get out of any jail time or taking any real responsibility for their actions. This ruling is that .01% of justice that ever gets handed down. And unlike other celebs that get to spend their time in posh facilities, Paris will be reporting to one of California’s nastiest jails in South-Central L.A. Whose going to be the fire-crotch now!?

Sad but true, the king of ho’s Don Ho has died at the age of 76. Hawaii has lost one of their most famous entertainer’s who has been entertaining both tourists and some of Hollywood’s biggest stars for four decades.

Rest in peace Mr. Tiny Bubbles